I am jolly.

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

I thought I would treat you to a good 'ole quote from Christmas Vacation to start of this blog, in the spirit of Christmas, of course.

Everyone needs a good laugh around the holidays. Especially if you're stupid enough to re-locate your place of residence 2 weeks before Christmas.

But who in the name of all that is holy would be such an idiot as to do something like that?

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The house is wonderful. Tons of space, everything shiny & new - lacking Christmas decorations, of course, but eh - it happens.

I went to Wal-mart to pick up some decorations and left with 5 pathetic candy canes to put around our walkway and that's about it. You can't even tell what they are from the road, but I take comfort in the fact that I at least attempted to be jolly this holiday season.

Our neighbors have KU lights on their house which I am totally jealous of. *Noted* for next year.

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The job is going well. We're getting some big numbers right now, so that makes it even better.

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If you're expecting "Christmas Cards" before Christmas, think again.
You will be getting them when I get around to not being lazy & actually fill them out.
And I cleverly put our new address on them, had them printed at Wal-mart, and a day or so later got a call from my mom saying the address was wrong.
Figures.
So, my apologies for that, but it happens. The correct address will be on the envelope it comes in.

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We had our Christmas Party at work last night, which was a good time had by all.
I would post a picture, but the site won't let me. Perhaps later.

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KU plays tonight at 10. They forgot to run that time by me before printing off their schedules. Had they done so, I would have told them they were freaking nuts, and to have it at 6.
I have a bedtime. It is 10 o'clock.

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That's really all I've got.
Can't wait to see everyone this weekend. And to all of you whom I will not see, I wish you the "Hap-Hap-Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby Tap-Danced with Danny [effing] Kaye."

Toodaloo.

[late night] rock chalk
-mal