I'm incredibly anti v-day this year.
I can't necessarily explain why, it's just annoyed the shit out of me.
And if you want to follow someone on twitter who's super vulgar and wildly inappropriate, then by all means feel free to do so.
My plans for tonight, in no particular order:
Finish bowling pin
Die Hard Marathon
Matt's working late, which should irritate me since it's the day of love and all, but really I'm just excited to sit alone in the house and paint my bowling pin.
More on that later.
Peace out, homies.