The Canon EOS Digital Rebel T3 12.2 Megapixel Digital SLR Camera!
It does a lot of things that I have no idea how to use, but I will learn. And luckily, I will be in Topeka [starting this evening, hooray!!] and Mr. Liam will be staying with us, so I can test out the awesomeness that is this camera while I'm there.
Until then -