My child's achievements - however small they may seem to the childless folks - seem to entertain myself, the hubby, and my family more than I could ever have imagined.
For instance, her latest accomplishment is rolling. She started doing so at about 6 weeks, but at that point I was certain it was just a fluke.
Now, when I put her down for tummy time [a twice daily occurance], she simply decides she ain't havin' that shiz and rolls right over.
6 times I put her on her tummy this morning.
6 times she rolled over in a matter of seconds.
Don't believe me? See for yourself.
Tummy time is for chumps, ma.
For those of you who aren't sure when a baby should roll over, this article states 4 months (parents.com).
Even though it likely has nothing to do with her intelligence and more to do with her strength. Either way, I felt the need to brag about it.
Because that's what annoying mothers do, right?
I'm embracing the title.